1. She's sloppy!
She frequently drops delicious tidbits in my vicinity.
2. She's lazy!
She often has to enlist my aid when it's time to clean the dishes.
3. She's forgetful!
She sometimes forgets that we just went for a walk and we'll head out the door again.
4. She's stupid!
She often doesn't realize that I am happily chewing on her wallet or shoes in my secret under the couch hideaway.
5. She loves me!
Although she's always laughing at my adorable antics, she truly sees me for the noble, intelligent being that I am - and I love her for that.
